TaintedGuava

Chivalry is dead, and women killed it, so the saying goes. It would be simple enough to blame women exclusively for the death of romance, but that would be too easy. Nevertheless, it's no secret that chivalry is dead and it's dragging romance down with it into an abyss of meaningless, vanilla flavoured relationships and sexual encounters, leaving a wake of cold, unfulfilled loneliness. So who killed it? Simple, women killed it, but men fucked it up in the first place. Women killed it in the sense of expecting way too much from her man where his limited beliefs extended to sending her 10,000 roses to her office reception or presenting her with a new love-wand, batteries included, thinking that it's sufficient enough to show his romantic side. She also killed it with the fear. Fear of rejection and fear that her man may misunderstand her gestures of romantic advances towards him, fear that he may not actually appreciate her effort, him overlooking her eff...

Several months ago I fell victim to a huge card skimming scam. Ok, it was only £20 that they managed to steal from my card, but still... I was furious at myself more than towards the little fraudsters. I should have known better as I never really trusted those contact-less cards. I was mentioning this incident to an absolute stranger I met in a coffee shop a few weeks ago. We got onto this topic as I overheard him telling the waitress that the card she was trying to tap was not contact-less,  “never trust them”  he said to her. I looked at him, smiled and interjected that I never liked contact-less cards either as I had been scammed before. We started a conversation, as you do, and mentioned that I was still confused as to how they scammed me. He then went into full details on what he thinks could have occurred. This was becoming interesting and I started to realise that this guy knew a little more than he should, I then had to ask him how he knew all of this? He ...

When women say chivalry is dead, what they mean is, men have become  pussies  or lack that  gentleman  appeal. From a guys perspective, it's because their brothers are not following the Gentleman's guide to the Bro-Code. Gentlemen, before we continue to read from the  Book of Bro , we need to define a few terms first. A  Bro . This is a guy's guy-friend If he's on your phone contacts or Facebook Friends-List, this is your Bro. A  GF . This is the Girlfriend of the Bro. Girlfriend is defined by any woman that he may or may not be in a full-blown relationship with. The Asshole bylaw. If your Bro turns out to be an asshole or is an asshole to his GF, you can plead the  Asshole Bylaw,  in which case the Bro code does not apply. So rescuing her (the GF) from his  punk-ass  will be commended by the brotherhood and you will have their blessing. The Bro-Code  #1 Thou shalt not screw around with a...

The jury still hangs if he or she should shave  “down there”  as a matter of opinion, health concerns and acceptance. Are you shaving too much? Too little? Or sporting  goodies  that suit the leading role in a very 80's German Porn Feature, called  Der Fluffie Fagina ? The pressure is on, but guess what? There is no need to be that concerned. As it just so happens, it's purely down to tossing it between taste, science, hygiene and good old-fashioned  muskiness . After conducting intensive and awkward questioning of a number of female participants and online opinion polls, the feedback indicated that there is a fine line between the resembled look of being the  “last balding turkey in the shop” , all the way to that  "potential-choking-on-a-hairball"  look. So as we suspected from the opinions of reliable female sources, it turns out that there is an appreciation if there is some  manscaping  done on a regu...

To become an exceptional pilot, one needs practice. Sure you can spend hours and hours watching videos of take-offs and landings and hit a high score on that flight-simulator. But this will only give you an overall idea how flying works. Until you get to spend enough valuable time in that cockpit, you're not going to be master the art of flying... at all. And sex is no exception, you need to put into practice what you learn, particularly in the instance of expressing "talents" in the form of  fellatio ... (hehe... cockpit) The Hummer, the BJ, the Huey, giving head, whatever word you choose, ladies, if you are in the beginning stages of a relationship and you're exceptionally good at your  craft , well you may want to tone it down a little as to not intimidate your man. Apparently, as it turns out, men enjoy a really good hummer, however, it comes at a price. As the word  intimidation  implies, it's the double-edged sword moment...

If you've never heard of the term Fat Girl Angle Shots (or FGAS), well as best described by urbandictionary.com - “When a fat chick uses deceptive camera angles and lighting to hide the fact that she's a blimp, and make you think she's actually hot.” Crude in its raw form, but it pretty much explains what we're looking at here; Thanks to magazines and media who provide 12 step guides to “lose weight through clever selfies", we now have women out there who's self-confidence is being sabotaged, so much so, that enough attention was drawn to warrant society to invent a word for it - FGAS. What's more daunting, is seeing women who think they are giving themselves justice by attempting to justify their body size and having to live by a misconception that thin equals right. They are robbing themselves of happiness in life, love and in who they are. If you're at the point where you're having to select certain pictures that will mask the fact that ...

There we were, three friends sitting at a coffee shop laughing and joking about an embarrassing incident that occurred the night before - at my expense, no doubt. Suddenly, our attention was drawn to a couple about three tables down, purely for the strange, bumbling behaviour that was going on. We watched on because we were nosy and find human interaction fascinating, especially when it's two nervous newly-daters. Call it twisted, morbid curiosity. As she entered his proximity, he noticed, looked up and greeted with that nervous "oh,  hehe , hey, good to see you again". Definitely nervous newly-daters, which has its innocent charm in some way. He stands up to hug her, and as he does the act, all three whispered under our breaths " urgh ...  What The Fuck " Sure was a beautiful moment and salute the man on his efforts, but... he gave her the  WTF hug . When it comes to the newly-daters or first-time encounters, the hug delivery has to ...