TaintedGuava

The jury still hangs if he or she should shave  “down there”  as a matter of opinion, health concerns and acceptance. Are you shaving too much? Too little? Or sporting  goodies  that suit the leading role in a very 80's German Porn Feature, called  Der Fluffie Fagina ? The pressure is on, but guess what? There is no need to be that concerned. As it just so happens, it's purely down to tossing it between taste, science, hygiene and good old-fashioned  muskiness . After conducting intensive and awkward questioning of a number of female participants and online opinion polls, the feedback indicated that there is a fine line between the resembled look of being the  “last balding turkey in the shop” , all the way to that  "potential-choking-on-a-hairball"  look. So as we suspected from the opinions of reliable female sources, it turns out that there is an appreciation if there is some  manscaping  done on a regu...

To become an exceptional pilot, one needs practice. Sure you can spend hours and hours watching videos of take-offs and landings and hit a high score on that flight-simulator. But this will only give you an overall idea how flying works. Until you get to spend enough valuable time in that cockpit, you're not going to be master the art of flying... at all. And sex is no exception, you need to put into practice what you learn, particularly in the instance of expressing "talents" in the form of  fellatio ... (hehe... cockpit) The Hummer, the BJ, the Huey, giving head, whatever word you choose, ladies, if you are in the beginning stages of a relationship and you're exceptionally good at your  craft , well you may want to tone it down a little as to not intimidate your man. Apparently, as it turns out, men enjoy a really good hummer, however, it comes at a price. As the word  intimidation  implies, it's the double-edged sword moment...

If you've never heard of the term Fat Girl Angle Shots (or FGAS), well as best described by urbandictionary.com - “When a fat chick uses deceptive camera angles and lighting to hide the fact that she's a blimp, and make you think she's actually hot.” Crude in its raw form, but it pretty much explains what we're looking at here; Thanks to magazines and media who provide 12 step guides to “lose weight through clever selfies", we now have women out there who's self-confidence is being sabotaged, so much so, that enough attention was drawn to warrant society to invent a word for it - FGAS. What's more daunting, is seeing women who think they are giving themselves justice by attempting to justify their body size and having to live by a misconception that thin equals right. They are robbing themselves of happiness in life, love and in who they are. If you're at the point where you're having to select certain pictures that will mask the fact that ...

There we were, three friends sitting at a coffee shop laughing and joking about an embarrassing incident that occurred the night before - at my expense, no doubt. Suddenly, our attention was drawn to a couple about three tables down, purely for the strange, bumbling behaviour that was going on. We watched on because we were nosy and find human interaction fascinating, especially when it's two nervous newly-daters. Call it twisted, morbid curiosity. As she entered his proximity, he noticed, looked up and greeted with that nervous "oh,  hehe , hey, good to see you again". Definitely nervous newly-daters, which has its innocent charm in some way. He stands up to hug her, and as he does the act, all three whispered under our breaths " urgh ...  What The Fuck " Sure was a beautiful moment and salute the man on his efforts, but... he gave her the  WTF hug . When it comes to the newly-daters or first-time encounters, the hug delivery has to ...

For some men, they find it hard to meet women, let alone get laid. However, there is a pattern that appears when talking to these sort of men with these sort of issue. It seems they have not moved past the self centered, self-indulgent victim role, and would rather blame the female variety as the number one cause as to why they cannot get "it on". "Women are over-complicated, selfish bitches who are only after good looks and money"  is what I often hear when encountering these shagless-wonders. If you are this shagless-wonder or someone who is just curious, here it is...  Women are far from complicated, they're just complex, and it's not their fault. It's man's fault for not being taught on how to handle a woman on the first encounter, while others may still be stuck in a post-neanderthal mindset. Thinking negatively about  womankind  is the first mistake. You're adopting the  Incel  attitude. To fix this, you have to admit t...

Anyone who has dated enough or been in a relationship, would at some time or another been faced with the questions... "so what are we?" or “where are we going with this?" Being all different, we would naturally all respond differently. Some would welcome this question while others would feel the effects of a post-brain aneurysm coming on. Whatever side effects you experience, the question is usually responded by a monochromatic and dull,  "let's see what happens" . What this response implies and reflects, is uncertainty, fear and doubt. Nothing more, nothing less. The uncertainty reflects from social pressure and over-emphasis as to the degree of expectation, intention and commitment that each relationship status seems to demand. There is always going to be a degree of uncertainty that gets attached when it comes to positioning a relationship. And this why we as people need to label. The sole purpose of labelling a relationship is to dete...