Gentlemen, wondering why you're not getting laid?

For some men, they find it hard to meet women, let alone get laid. However, there is a pattern that appears when talking to these sort of men with these sort of issue. It seems they have not moved past the self centered, self-indulgent victim role, and would rather blame the female variety as the number one cause as to why they cannot get "it on".

"Women are over-complicated, selfish bitches who are only after good looks and money" is what I often hear when encountering these shagless-wonders.

If you are this shagless-wonder or someone who is just curious, here it is... 

Women are far from complicated, they're just complex, and it's not their fault. It's man's fault for not being taught on how to handle a woman on the first encounter, while others may still be stuck in a post-neanderthal mindset.

Thinking negatively about womankind is the first mistake. You're adopting the Incel attitude.

To fix this, you have to admit that you are wrong.

Drop every twisted philosophy you have about women, ignore the advice you get from "playas" and for fuck sakes, don't try to emulate the infamous Mr Grey either.

Got it?

Next, you have to learn what makes a woman tick and why you strike out when they encounter your sorry-ass.

Body language

Women respond to body language on a conscious level far easier than men. They will detect and respond to exactly what your body language is saying.

To give you an idea. Are you crossing your arms with slouched shoulders while talking to her? You're either coming across as a contentious little prick who thinks women are bitches or coming across as a weakling.

You are a male and not hardwired to instinctively pick up on micro-gestures a woman sends out, you have to develop that skill over time.

So drop the act on trying to decipher and analyse her every move. You're not the Mentalist. Instead, focus on what your body language is saying to her, and tweak it as you go.

Women feast with their eyes

A woman's eye will be drawn to a rich, attractive, successful, well-dressed man, without a doubt - Does that make her a selfish bitch?

Hardly. She also has the ability to see beyond the suit and tie. She will pick up distinctive features from his face, his looks or the way he moves or talks. From this, she will be able to gauge his confidence and character. She will then decide if he's interesting enough to warrant an encounter.

On the other hand, a man's eye will just as easily be drawn to a gorgeous blonde walking by, especially if she has big boobages in a low-cut dress. Except his natural sophisticated abilities extend to him thinking "Hey, nice tits".

Do you need to get a suit to get her attention?

Well, as the wise Sixto Rodriguez once said, "A monkey in silk, is a monkey no less". So unless you get your confidence and character in sync, a suit won't do much difference. Carry yourself well and your confidence and character will follow.

Women are attracted to confidence

Yes, indeed, they find this highly attractive, addictive and almost feed off of it.

If you're lacking confidence for any reason, nobody cares. Suck it up and get to work. You need to get your game on, so move your ass and make networking happen. Build new relationships by forming new social circles, meeting more women and go on more dates.

Even if you think you'll fail miserably, do it! The more dates you go on and the more women you meet will only help to develop your skills to learn how these magnificent creatures work - You'll be fine, it's just practice, it will be fun - promise.

Besides, the Law of Averages is on your side. The more failed dates you go on, the closer you get to eventually scoring.

Just remember, confidence is not the same as pseudo-confidence as in "fake it until you make it". So cut the crap by telling her how successful, rich or smart you are. Let her decide what you are or aren't. That way she will feel more comfortable with her own decisions and perceptions. Sending her unsolicited pics of you in your flashy car deserves a punch in the face. This is not a criteria she needs to know right now, it's superficial. 

Women do not like creepy

If she thinks you're a creep, well then, chances are... she's probably right.

Her creep-o-meter is never wrong.  If you trigger it then something is out of place. You are either trying too hard, you're trying to be something you are not, or you're just a creep.

Try being yourself with her, no matter how quirky you think you are, just be yourself. You can always hone your skills from there. If that still doesn't work, well then, find out if you have a creep factor. This is where having female friends helps, (good thing you networked, right?).

Get hard-core feedback. If it hurts, go home, eat ice cream, watch Love Actually and cry it out.

Done? Now, take a jog, have a shower, hit some porn, grow a pair and get back to training - Remember, you need to get your game on.

Women use their intuition

Yes, that's their superpower. They can see right through the bullshit. Ever lied to a woman and then thought you're getting away with it? Good luck, you're in for a surprise.

Whatever you tell her will be stored and tagged, she will use this to compare with something you say later in future, near or far - And if something doesn't add up it will be flagged. And now? Well, ever watched the scene from Snatch? ... Now you're "proper fucked".

Be real, be honest and be direct.

Women need stimulation

As in sexually? Not yet, you need to stimulate her mind first before you get to stimulate her sassy.

Women analyse situations, words and instances. They chunk this data which will be processed. The data gets broken down, concatenated and reprocessed into what is interesting and what is just plain shit. The more interesting information the processors sift through, the more stimulated she becomes, and the more physical attraction she will have towards you.

Women need engaging

Engaging means listening, asking questions and showing an actual interest in her.

She will be interested in what you two have in common more than how fast you are on your bicycle. She will also find learning new things stimulating and engaging too. So go ahead and tell her the difference between a Single overhead cam engine and a Double overhead cam. But... but there is a limit. Limit the details and misogynism. 

Who the fuck cares how to fast you can align a synchromesh gearbox flywheel into a bell housing?

Got the idea?

They love to laugh

This topic is always a total write-off when it comes to certain guys. Being funny doesn't mean throwing jokes around or acting the clown.

Sure the boys at the gym found the “fart” joke hilarious, but now may not be a good time for her. Nor is this your cue to test one-liners out. She's not auditioning you for a comedy routine.

Making her laugh means you can laugh at yourself too. That's a good start.

If she likes you, she will try to tease you a little. Relax, this is not a challenge to retaliate with hard come-backs. 

She's being playful, and you should tease her a little too. It's called banter, and it's fun when you master it. This shows you're confident, fun and playful.

However, if this is unchartered waters for you, you may want to research light banter before you set sail.

Stop being so F_cking nice!

There's a reason they want to date a man, they want to have the presence of a man. A man who is not a pushover, one who takes charge without being overpowering and knows what he wants. Being nice all the time is fine, but there is a limit, it eventually gets annoying, and even she will think you're just a pussy.

Not taking charge:

Her: "So, like where do you want to meet?" 

Him: "Um, dunno where do you wanna meet?"

Her: "Dunno, how about a movie?

Him: "Sure, when?"

Her: "..."

You're a pushover, she might as well invite her best mate Jennifer to come along too, so now all three of you can sit and discuss boys all night, welcome to the table, you're the new BFF! 

Taking charge:

Her: "So, like where do you wanna to meet?" 

Him: "Let's go to Skanky Joes, they have great food, and if you like dancing, well they have incredible live music on Saturdays.". Priming her for Saturday night, nice! You know the joint and you obviously know how to have fun... and what kind of woman says they hate dancing?

Her: "Oh I love to dance, do you like dancing?". Saturday it is. Besides, even if you do dance like an epileptic chimp having a seizure, you're at least making the effort.

Him: "Hell yeah, but you'll be the judge on Saturday night, around 9 pm?"

Her: "Sure"

You did it, 20 seconds later she will be cancelling with Jennifer because she has a date with a man.

Women, they sure love compliments

Say something nice to her.

"Damn girl, you're so F-I-N-E?" Any idiot can say that.

"You have stunning eyes?" She's heard that line 12 times this week already, and it's only Monday.

"Nice top?" Ok if you're the buyer for a top couture outlet, otherwise no, since when did you become so interested in blouses anyways?

Compliment her on something that's extraordinary, the way she elegantly holds her fork, a statement she made earlier, or her choice in music. This is similar to complementing her mind rather than her physical attributes, that can be left for later.

But show interest and be honest. She will be able to sense if you're only after tail.

They need touch

Ah, touching... here it is, the topic that's open to potential disaster.

Remember, it's one small step to sexual harassment, one giant leap to having the cops present.

Think with your cerebrum, not with your coronal meatus.

When you talk to her, touch her gently and nonchalantly. Keep it light and appropriate; hands, arms, shoulder, and if you're permitted, her mid-back.

Gauge how she responds. If she moves away, then keep your hands to yourself, you haven't qualified yet. If she leans in, then you're OK. If she is frozen, well... you're probably scaring the shit out of her, so move away. 

The green light to touch her further does not mean to go-ahead and smother her every 20 seconds. You may end up coming across as the creepy Uncle Ernie.

You have enough to work with for now, so go out there and get your game on.

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