Condomising? Yes, you'll want that perfect fit

Ever tried fitting King size sheets on a Double bed? Or vice versa? Well, that's pretty much the challenge most men face when it comes to wearing condoms.




Not only can an ill fitted condom render itself useless through slippage and rupture, but it can be uncomfortable for men and cause unnecessary irritations for his female counterpart.
As it just so happens, The Kinsey Institution in Indiana even conducted research in 2010 on what effects a badly fitted condom has. Turns out common sense was right. The incorrect condom can cause a plethora of complications ranging from chaffing and irritation to losing erections and even missing out on that hard-earned climax - Terrible!
Do we really have to mention at this point that slippage and a broken condoms can bring on STD's and cause pregnancies? Good!

So size does matter?
Whether you have a bean sprout or carry the prize courgette, gentlemen, you will need to get the perfect fit!
The idea of catching some exciting tropical STD or end up paying child support to Mary Jane Rottencrotch for the rest of your life should've been enough motivation to find your match.
However, if you are still not sure how to do this, well, that is why we are here to help.

Measure up by doing this...
Stick your willy in a toilet paper roll! No, we're not kidding, do it!
Regular-sized condoms have almost the same circumference as a toilet paper inner roll. So if your Tallywhacker fits in there quite comfortably, well you are a "Regular" fit.
If your John Thomas fits inside with some space to share, you might be better off with "Snugs".
However, if Mr Johnson doesn't fit in there at all, well Mr Big, you would have to go for the "Magnums", well done to you, Sir.
Don't believe us? Well try it out and let us know who's wrong or right.
But if you still have a hard time (hehe) finding the right size, we would suggest that you contact TheyFit. These guys are experts in this field and will be able to assist you further.

What should the ladies who carry their own stock buy?
Simple, buy a few of the "Snugs", "Regulars" and "Magnums". You may want to familiarise yourself with the sizes and come up with a tactic to determine his dimensions before-hand (Use your imagination!) But for god's sake, please don't whip out a toilet roll asking him to size up.
Happy measuring!article end

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